Dressage with Golf Sartorial Commentary.

During the two and a half day drive home from South Florida my husband and I were glued to the Masters on satellite radio. I found the commentary describing the clothing of the golfers highly entertaining. Even for TV the world of golf commentary goes into descriptions of the golfer’s clothing.

“Hugh is in a blue and white stripped t-shirt with blue pants and white shoes.”

“Yes, Tom he’s in the white shoes despite the wet grass from the rain yesterday.”

“And a white ball cap that goes well with the shoes .”

Now can you imagine that commentary for dressage? Here is my take on it.

“Here is Charlotte Dujardin coming in now wearing a navy blue tail coat with red points.”

“Yes and matching red on the collar with silver piping. Very smart. ”

“She is wearing a helmet.”

“Of course. as you know Tom, Charlotte is a helmet wearer.”

“And her helmet is navy has a nice line of red, with silver piping as well, to accompany her jacket.”

“It is a Charles Owen helmet I believe.”

“Indeed it is. ”

And all of this would be spoken in quiet almost reverential tones!

Comments

24 responses to “Dressage with Golf Sartorial Commentary.”

  1. Marilea Butler Avatar
    Marilea Butler

    Golfers and used-car salesmen have to be the tackiest dressers… But this is great! The hushed, almost reverential tones even though the golfers can’t actually hear the commentators is too funny.

    1. anne leueen Avatar

      I would agree. I think the golfers outfits are not exactly inspired but I guess they are practical and comfortable.

  2. Tonia Avatar

    Oh how I wish Equestrian sports were more widely televised because I WOULD WATCH THEM. Especially with sartorial commentary. 😀 But then again, I am the girl with a coffee brown dressage coat and brown boots…And I love seeing all the little subtle choices riders make in their show duds to both stand out while still meeting all the requirements of the dress code/rules.

    1. anne leueen Avatar

      I bet you look fabulous in your brown coat. I have a navy tail coat and helmet and this year I got a new pair of navy boots with a bit of patent leather shiny trim at the top. There are some interesting looks this year in Florida with purple coats and also green. So things are livening up a bit.

      1. Tonia Avatar

        Love it!!!

  3. Subbashini Meenakshi Sundaram Avatar

    Truly enjoyed it

  4. dprastka Avatar

    Haha, great post! Love the observations! Sure made me giggle! ❤️

    1. anne leueen Avatar

      Thanks!I’m glad you found it amusing Diana. It was fun to write.

  5. iScriblr Avatar

    This made me smile!❤️❤️

    1. anne leueen Avatar

      I’m happy to know that it did.

  6. Jeff Rab Avatar

    Maybe you can wear a Master’s champion green jacket next time you compete, Anne??? With embroidery of Biasini jumping over a fence made of golf clubs? And you can use a golf tee as a hat spindle? And maybe adorn the saddle with the bright orange golf balls hanging as deco?

    1. anne leueen Avatar

      Haha! Well I could try but in Dressage things are pretty staid and formal. Bling is allowed but only the Dutch team members can wear orange. But thanks for the suggestions!😀

  7. Irene Avatar

    Too funny! Read this while sitting at Starbucks. Couldn’t help laughing out loud when I got to the “quiet and reverential tones”. 😀

    1. anne leueen Avatar

      I’m glad you enjoyed it.😀

  8. Robyn Avatar

    That is funny – I was watching the masters as well and I guess they really did comment on everything! 🙂

  9. whippetwisdom Avatar

    Haha, you can have so much fun with this dear Anne 😀💖🐎 xxx

    1. anne leueen Avatar

      Glad you enjoyed it.😀

  10. Gavin & Wyatt Avatar

    Can you earn points for neatness? No wonder that I can not win.

  11. Lignum Draco Avatar

    Funny but excellent descriptive commentary. I guess radio commentators have to paint the picture the best they can. 🙂

    1. anne leueen Avatar

      There is also the time in golf to be descriptive. Other sports are too fast paced.

  12. sandyjwhite Avatar

    Ha…made me smile! Perfect.

  13. Sagittarius Viking Avatar

    Love it!!

  14. Anne-Marie Payette Avatar
    Anne-Marie Payette

    Imagine!!! – Love it 🙂

  15. Judy Avatar

    Hilarious!

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